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Richard's wood is always rock hard and top quality. I never have to wait around for it to be ready - which is a boon for me as a time-poor homosexual with a firewood fixation.
Barry Cockwell
He gave my old bush a really good seeing-too and now it's as good as new! I get so many compliments about how neat it is that I just have to show it off at every opportunity - I'm now the envy of the WI!
Maureen Pimpwhistle
The quality of Richard's erection is, quite frankly, superlative. All my church ladies admire it when they come for tea
- so much so, I am comissioning another one, just to meet demand!
Rev. Jeffrey Arsing
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